WHERE HAVE WE BEEN?

It's been about a year since the sites last transmission and to you that have been wondering why, here's the dirt.

Johnny 'Guitar' Morgera had a slight stint on the TV series "Dancing with the Almost Stars." He and several other local stars were practicing day and night on their dance moves for a local cable channel hoping to find air time in vain of "Dancing with the Stars". After several weeks of practicing and finding out that Johnny's Texas Two step was really a waltz and a half the show never quite made it to air.

Biggy 'Bassman' Brian had stronger ties to Pittsburgh than we knew, or should I say that Pittsburgh had stronger ties on him. After a gig last fall we were loading our gear when out of the shadows appeared two menacing looking men. They walked up to Brian and the conversation got rather heated, Brian kept repeating, "time served, time served!" and although the men left that night the rest of us were left with a feeling of uncertainty.

Mike 'The Doctor' Drabick's time was spent in quite an unusual way. We were never quite sure about Mike's position at the local hospital, he always told he was in social services, who were we to question. Even now we are not quite sure but I think his time was spent like Jack Nicolson in "The One Who Flew Over The Koo Koo's Nest".

Joe 'No Shots' Rush did not live up to his nickname. Apparently after the bands last gig he went on a drinking spurt with some of his buddies. Sparing his wife and children of the details, after time served in a small cell in Mexico City, he has been released to the local authorities.